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Plans / pounds a month / no minimum term

Three plans. One free check.

Watch shows you every answer served and whether you are named. Fix also writes the changes. Run applies them and writes one piece a week. The Audit is a one-off at the price of a month of Fix, credited in full against your first month of Fix or Run if you join within 30 days. We never promise a position. We show you the readings.

Watch
£49a month

A business that wants to see every answer its site is used in, and to know whether the assistants name it and who they name instead.

  • The Edge Tag: a Cloudflare Worker or Node middleware (WordPress plugin and PHP middleware coming) that reports crawler hits as user agent, path and status, never an IP, so you see answers served per assistant per page, and which index crawlers have fetched which pages
  • The Tag: one script line, no cookies, showing visitors sent by each assistant, the pages they read, phone taps and enquiries attributed to the assistant that sent them
  • The Monitor: up to 20 of your buyers' questions put to ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity and Gemini every week; named or not, in what position, which competitors are named, with history from day one
  • A monthly readability check of your home page and top ten pages as a browser, as ChatGPT-User and as GPTBot, scored the way the free check scores
  • Dashboard sign-in for your team, and the Monday brief by email
  • One site, cancel any month
Start on Watch
Run
£599a month

A business or practice that wants the bench run for it, including the writing. One site of up to 50 pages; larger sites by quote.

  • Everything in Fix, with 100 questions twice a week and 5 competitors tracked
  • We apply the change orders ourselves through a named editor login on your CMS or as pull requests to your repository; you approve each change before it publishes and every change is listed in the dashboard
  • One dated, answer-first article a week, written for your approval, published with FAQ schema and a Markdown twin
  • The machine-readable files and the sitemap kept current for you
  • A monthly off-site list with the exact asks: reviews to answer, listings to claim, one community or video mention to pursue
  • The Monday brief read by a named person before it goes, a 30-minute call each month, priority support
Talk to us about Run
The Audit / £149 once

The whole site read as an assistant reads it, with the fixes written out.

The site read the way the assistants read it (no JavaScript, as a browser, as ChatGPT-User and as GPTBot, up to 25 pages), scored out of 100 across Reachable, Readable and Declared, with numbered change orders a developer can apply in an afternoon, delivered within five working days as a dated web page with a 30-minute call; credited in full against the first month of Fix or Run started within 30 days.

Prices in pounds a month. No minimum term. No VAT charged at present.Pay monthly by card or by invoice.

Everything, side by side.

WhatWatch £49Fix £149Run £599
Buyer questions put to ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity and Gemini20, every week50, every week100, twice a week
Competitors tracked by namethe ones named in each answer35
The Tag (visitors sent by assistants, no cookies)yesyesyes
The Edge Tag (answers served from your logs)yesyesyes
Readability check as a browser, ChatGPT-User and GPTBotmonthly, home and top ten pagesmonthly, plus the Audit quarterlymonthly, plus the Audit quarterly
Change orders written for your developernothe Audit, then up to 10 a monthapplied by us, with your approval
The machine-readable files the assistants look fornowritten for you to drop inkept current by us
A dated, answer-first article a weeknonoyes
Bing Webmaster and Search Console feedsnoyesyes
The Monday briefyesyesread by a named person first
Users135
Sites and pages1 site1 site1 site of up to 50 pages; larger by quote
Supportemailemail, reply within one working daypriority, and a 30-minute call each month

Before you choose.

Run the free check first. It costs nothing and it tells you, in ten seconds, which plan makes sense for your site today.

Is there a contract or a minimum term?

No. Every plan is month to month and you can cancel from the dashboard at any time. The month you cancel in is the last one billed.

Is VAT added?

Not at present. Bureau Nine Ltd is not VAT registered. If that changes, the price on this page will show it before it applies to you.

What happens in the first month?

Week one: the Tag and the Edge Tag go in, the Monitor starts, and the first readability check runs. On Fix the Audit arrives within five working days with its change orders. Every Monday from then on, the brief. Most of the first month is the readings settling; the first change orders are usually the biggest moves.

Can I buy the Audit without a plan?

Yes. It is £149 once, delivered within five working days with a 30-minute call. If you then start Fix or Run within 30 days, the £149 is credited in full against your first month.

What if my site is built in React, Next, Nuxt or similar?

The free check will tell you in ten seconds whether the text is in the HTML. If it is not, the first change order is to server-render or pre-render the pages, and we say so before you pay for anything.

Do you work with agencies?

Yes. Agencies run Fix for their clients and receive the brief with their own name on it. Write to us about running several sites.

What do you never promise?

A position in an answer, a number of citations, or a number of enquiries. We sell the readings and the work. The case files show what happened on our own sites, dated, and that is the most honest forecast we can give.